When Dog disappeared for a few hours, the kids more or less gave him up for dead. Poor little dude. Mitch had a lighter-light memorial service. That little vehicle-challenged pooch had so much to live for. He shed a tear in completely manly broraderie.

Dog showed up at dinnertime behind the wheel of the ugliest, gaudiest, coolest van Mitch had ever ( Read more... )

“I don’t think thissss isss ssssuch a good idea, boss,” Snake hissed nervously, exchanging a sneaky stink-eye contest with the girl on the bike. “It’sssss a new bike.”

“I’m not gonna hurt it,” Belladonna replied loudly. “Don’t get yer panties in a twist.”

Snake, struck by a vivid flashback of the very non-masculine underwear items he had to wash in ( Read more... )

( The sunny flower and the deadly bloom, growing into one )